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Aztec Gardens





These chili peppers are bringing the heat. The world needs a hero to douse their flames. The question is: does anyone have the stomach for it?

It was supposed to be the trip of a lifetime. Sweltering heat and a lack of air conditioning proved otherwise. Things literally started sliding downhill fast when a tremor hit, knocking their tour bus off the road. A mismatched group of sightseers found themselves standing at the bottom of the archaeological find of the century. It might not have been listed on the itinerary, but ancient Aztec Gardens were the perfect place to wait for a rescue.

No one noticed until they were safely home--they all brought back more from their trips than just souvenirs...

There's a reason customs asks if travellers have any plants, fruits or vegetables to declare: governments already know--some are pure evil.

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